It was some super fast express, forgot the name. The journey would take around 24 hours, waiting for the train in the station I started praying for a nice company…the two eight something something, something super fast express is arriving on platform number 3 ..my heart started skipping a few beats. I was as nervous as the villain of any Sunny paaji movie ..the train…aaj hi maarunga tujhe…on platform..cheer dalunga..sorry for inconvenience caused. How many chicks will there be in B1 , there are not many on platform …shitt man..ohh god ..khush toh bahot hoge aaj tum ..pehli baar kuch maanga hai ..24 hours journey .. one chick ..plz …
Okay the train arrives …Gulshan Grover looks on ma face..rubbing hands …lets check the chart ..M23 , M45, M34 , M36, F 24 ..oh my god F 24 ….Female holy god ..24 ….right in my compartment.
My face red, hands shaking, legs trembling. I entered B1 –the bogie number one . ohh mummy mummy ohh daddy daddy ho jaao ready ..jis-se meri ….
I pushed my bag under the seat , looked around – no F24 –wtf. I could see one M30 who looked like M40 , waved at him and said Bombay , I mean Mumbai , even without asking. I took out my book outa ma bag ( yes I m kinda ..ok, I like reading) . That guy looked little restless , I decided not to bother. The train had already started, I heard some sound – was somebody coming ..ohh my god F24 was just coming from you know where ( I mean where else would you go in a running train ) , she sat there right next to M30 , kinda too close to him. He opened his bag and gave some moisturizer to her ..ohh my god, are they together ..is he her elder brother ..how would I even think of hitting on her in front of her brother..damn it..will have to devise some plan i cant let go this opportunity. She looked good , I mean not smoking hot but good-nice types..i was in love with her -seriously , i needed to do something . I was pretending to read the book but my eyes were never off her for a second. They ate food , drank water , ate some food again and did not drink water after that. Everyone started to prepare for sleep , an elderly couple asked me to switch off the light , which I did – what else can you do – elder people. I stretched my leg, head on pillow – tried sleeping . Brother-sister were still up , they were sitting on the lower berth and talking about something – may be about possible marriage of the sister with good looking qualified boy like me, my eyes were on them- I might have looked like asleep. Looking at them , I thought that they ( bro-sis) looked kinda cute, I mean brother was very caring as if she has just tied a rakhi on his arm. Ohh my holy lord …they were smooching now...They continued for a minute or so ....i was frozen, dint move an inch ..damn it, she was not his sister.
( TRUE STORY)
